Excerpt:
This is it, Elizabeth thought
as she pushed through the door to deliver a large batch of chocolate and vanilla sugar
cookies to the display case. It was grand opening
day for Guilty Pleasures, and she couldn’t
be more excited
or more nervous. Years of scrimping and saving had accumulated to this day. In a matter of minutes the bakery would be open for business, and their city would officially have their first taboo sweet
shop.
Elizabeth took one final look around,
making sure everything was perfect, when Felicia, her business partner
and friend, appeared
next to her, chomping on a fornication cookie.
Out of all the sugary creations
crafted for the shop, Elizabeth
and Felicia would agree these were the most fun to develop.
They spent many wine-filled nights brainstorming and researching ideas
for the inserts.
“What’s it say, babe?” Elizabeth asked, nodding toward the paper in Felicia’s hand.
Felicia laughed
and read the naughty message,
"Two heads are better than one, but three, now that’s what I call a party!" As she tucked
the paper into her back pocket, she asked, “I forget. Was this yours or mine?”
“I actually think your man deserves
credit for this one.” Grinning, Elizabeth grabbed the sampler plate off the counter and walked toward
the front door, turning to take one final look around before
the place filled
up. She couldn't
be any prouder of the decor in her little slice of heaven.
She glanced to her left and smiled proudly as she admired the photos
on the wall.
The food photographer they had hired
did a fantastic job capturing the beauty and sexiness of several corset
cakes available for purchase. But the icing on the cake, so to speak, was the mural to the right of the entrance. A local artist painted "What Are Your Guilty Pleasures" but the letters
were actually naked
people in compromising naughty positions.
Felicia giggled. “Oh yeah,
it’s all coming
back to me now. We definitely drank
way too much that night.”
Nodding in agreement, Elizabeth turned on the neon sign and opened the doors for business.
Already, a few eager customers were waiting by the window.
They actually applauded
when Elizabeth stepped
out of the shop door. She greeted
them with a smile and offered them their choice
of iced cocks or boobs.
She wasn’t surprised the guests blushed when they made their selection and bit into the cookie.
She expected to witness many rosy cheeks
in the hours ahead of them—giggles too.
As the streets began to fill up with people going to work, Elizabeth tried to coax even more passersby into the shop with her funny shout-outs such as: “I bet our peckers taste as good as your man’s. No wait, even better!” And, “Our breasts
are fantastic and all natural.”
All the while she held up a naughty treat.
After the bell dinged
behind her a couple dozen times, she realized the humorous approach
to draw in customers was working like a charm.
Now with them inside, she had
no doubt every person who’d entered the shop erected
from her dreams would be a repeat customer. And with this thought, she knew the many dinners
of Ramen noodles
were well worth the discomfort it cost her over the years.
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Goodreads link for the story: http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/ 18073879-naughty-delights
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